The Last Word
Nonsensical
Commentary by Shell Presto
It holds not a point, but I just
want you to know.
"A woodchuck wouldn't chuck wood because the rainforests
are dying."
"If you boil Coca Cola, it smells like raisins."
"Soooooo....... Wanna go get some pancakes?"
"Meow."
"Kangaroo-sound. Kangaroo-sound."
"The lunchbox stays."
"All the good things in life are dripping with
icing."
"See I'm adding up all the abuse. One of these
days, I'll come in with a baseball bat."
"Color changing foods are so popular, I'll make
my own..."
"So Magic Bread... it turns green as it goes
bad!"
"Ants don't die in a microwave."
"Just don't document everything I say."
"If you will comply with my conditions, I will
leave you and them at peace; but if you refuse, I will glut the maw of
death, until it be satiated with the blood of your remaining friends."*
"Swiss cheese isn't poor."
"Poodle head."
"The bunny ate my goat."
"Ry Kant get a date."
"PEZ!! I got PEZ!!"
"Jump the UPS truck! Fruit baskets for all!"
"I think I just cut something important off."
"It's the anti-pierogie."
"I could be the next Freddi Mercuri, hell, I
even like guys!"
"My team got spandex shorts. Let's just say I
would never want to bend over in a prison with them on."
"Flop. Snap. Gush. Splat."
"Winky the Crow sees discrimination and can't
believe his eye!"**
"That's why I pick interesting topics, like transvestism."
"Miss, would you stop smelling our cilantro?"
"I don't worry about people being off-balanced;
I make them off-balanced."
"Uhm... you just chloroxed your cock."***
"Holy f***ing meat, Batman!"
"Yay! You're my wise-cracking diablo."
*from Mary
Shelley's Frankenstein. I'm not violent, I just love how that reads.
**This is an ad for Corn Nuts.
I only like corn nuts because they endorse Winky. Buy some now in hopes
that they will make a stuffed Winky doll.
***And by cock I mean chicken,
of course.
The following is a quote by Des, which I just
happen to like
"i found some garlic bread(which i undercooked)
and some potato cake things(which i over cooked)"
A nice conversation between my mother and myself while I was fighting
with my brother:
Mother: Watch it! He has a stick (toothbrush) in his mouth!
Me: I know. I intend to grab it in a second.
Ry Kant has the nicest quote about Morning Musume's single Happy Summer
Wedding:
"It's the Japanese Mousekateers on crack!"
I do not agree with him... at least, I think I don't.
This is a lovely little conversation that Des and I had... It's not for the weak stomached, but it's funny.
~shell~: AAH AAH AH! he's singing and playing
scrapple music!
Outspaced: scrapple?
~shell~: AH!! AAAAAAAH! AH! i'll be deaf
~shell~: didn't i explain it in a letter?
Outspaced: oh yeah!
Outspaced: bad huh?
~shell~: yeah
Outspaced: lol
~shell~: and worse yet, it's about pig testicles
and cow livers
Outspaced: the lyrics?
~shell~: no, but that's what scrapple is, so
i suppose it's inferred
Outspaced: eww
~shell~: want some? we have 3 lbs in our freezer
Outspaced: ummm.....no thanks, maybe later, or
never!
~shell~: oh, and i forgot eyes, there's eyes
in it!
Outspaced: even better!
~shell~: don't worry, i refuse to eat it too
Outspaced: and so u should
Outspaced: any sheep parts in there?
~shell~: don't go there
Please send all scrapple questions to mangetsu@email.com
Link to my page.